One morning Nelson Mandella was drinking his coffee and reading his paper when there was a knock at the door. He answered it to find a Chinese dilivery man holding out a clipboard shouting ‘You sign, you sign, you sign!’
‘I haven’t ordered anything, go away,’ he replied, and shut the door. A while later he [...]
(Important: Read Out Loud)
English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. "That’s not right"…………… Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP"……………….. Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man"………. Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse"……………….. Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"……. Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped [...]
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right ……………………. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?…………. Hun Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP……………Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ………………………….. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ……………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped [...]
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right ………………….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ……………………… Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ……………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ………… Wai Yu So [...]
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right ………………….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ……………………… Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ……………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ………… Wai Yu So [...]
I just read a novel in which the protagonist is beaten up and sustains facial and bodily injuries. Instead of getting medical help, he pours a bourbon to take care of the pain, takes a shower and orders Chinese food while putting an icebag over his face. He is staggering due to the [...]
Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud)
English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. "That’s not right"…………… Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP"……………….. Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man"………. Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse"……………….. Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"……. [...]
English to Chinese fake translation of some common expressions. They are very funny, especially when they capture the Chinese accent! You need to read them carefully for the right effect:
1) That’s not right……….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………… Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man………………………… Dum Fuk
5) [...]
Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes
(Important: Read Out Loud)
English Phrase / Chinese Translation
1. "That’s not right"…………… Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP"……………….. Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man"………. Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse"……………….. Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the [...]
Dont get me wrong I love chinese food like the next person
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That’s not right………………Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………..Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man……………………Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…………………..Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go [...]
