THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese
November 16th, 2009 | by admin |man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I’m Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?"
hahahahahah love that
Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free!
(im jewish so feel i can get away with telling jokes!)
Edit: and also: Whats a Jew’s worst nightmare?
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8 Responses to “THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese”
By Joea on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
I dont get it.
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By scorch678 on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
hahahahahah love that
Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free!
(im jewish so feel i can get away with telling jokes!)
Edit: and also: Whats a Jew’s worst nightmare?
Half price bacon
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By marlasinger5 on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
that was funny, totally didnt expect that ending.
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By Bartoni on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
Love it . Nice to have some new jokes. Star of David sailing your way
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By Person on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
Lol =P
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By Nevin Y on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
dry! hey heres a good joke
Q:why did the black boy ride across the road?
A:to get across
Q:why did the skinny white boy with glasses follow?
A:to get his bike back
hahahaha XDXDXD
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By Goat FARTER!!!!! on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
good joke mate.
how do you make ajew go mad in the head
you throw a dollar in a round room and tell him its in the corner.
i hear jews have a parking meter on their roof at christmas time.
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By Pookie on Nov 17, 2009 | Reply
LOL
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head,
The bartender says"hey where did you get that"
The Parrot says"Africa,theres 1000s of them there
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